Hmmm....sometimes my job is really easy. Writer's block is not an issue on Wednesdays, especially with inspiration like this one!
This dress was going for bold. But the only real boldness we get here is that the designer had the nerve to call this one vintage! Yes, vintage U-G-L-Y! I'm not sure if she looks like a colourful toilet brush or a reject character from a Dr. Seuss book. It's Cindy Lou Who's unfashionable cousin!
The model looks none too amused either. She is probably feeling really prickled, unable to lower her head for fear of a nasty tulle rash under her chin. I'd be in a flap about having to wear this creation!
Verdict: Scary. Funny but scary.