Poor Sandy... She's feeling so left out. Why does Betty have all the fun? Is it her short skirt? Could it be she's easy? Hmmmm that sure doesn't look like soda in that bottle.... Her shirt is awfully tight.... Maybe Bob's allergic to flowers? Maybe Sandy's bangs are too girlish?
Poor, poor Sandy.
Save your charm, Sandy - Mum's the word. And just think - you can also use it with your sanitary napkin.
If only she'd known.
Cosmopolitan 1949
